The Reel Life: Urinating on office chairs edition

The Reel Life admits that we've scoped out potential dates in the office before, but we've never heard of the bizarre mating ritual allegedly attempted by a former IT professional at the Iowa Farm Bureau in West Des Moines.

According to the Des Moines Register, the 59-year-old (who has since been fired) would look up "attractive females" in the employee directory, then come into work during off hours and urinate on their chairs.

And he would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling video surveillance cameras. Employees had been complaining about stains on their chairs since October 2011, and surveillance cameras were installed in February.

Let's hope the next time this man finds a job he can figure out a way to get the attractive ladies to notice him without soiling their seats.

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