The Reel Life: Stolen nuts edition

Kudos to the Shelby Township Police Department in Michigan for a clever Facebook post to draw attention to a nut heist.

Yes, you read that correctly. A semi-tractor trailer was stolen in the vicinity last week. The truck was later recovered, but its cargo — 18 pallets, or roughly 28,000 pounds of nuts — was gone.

So whoever runs the Shelby Township Police Department Facebook page posted this squirrel mugshot with information about the crime. The best part, however, is the disclaimer at the end of the post.

Note: The squirrel is not a suspect. It's just a picture. Used to draw attention. Please do not call in squirrel sightings.

At least they're not trying to hand out tiny pamphlets entitled "Straight Talk About Nuts" … the squirrel bit starts at about 1:20.Get in the fast lane, Grandma, this bingo game is ready to roll!
Whoever stole the nuts probably believes that there's no better deal than a free one. Well, when it involves theft, then it's really a "steal" and not a "deal."

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