The Reel Life: Pet cemetery edition

A customer who bought a shrink-wrapped cucumber at a Tesco last week was surprised to discover that the produce came with a free worm.

Some people might have been upset over such a discovery, but not this guy. Being a kindhearted gentleman, he and his three children promptly adopted the worm as their new pet, naming it William.

Sadly, William did not adapt well to his new home, possibly having been irreparably injured by his time being wrapped in plastic. After 24 hours, his adoptive family reluctantly concluded that he was dead.

After firing off a hilarious complaint to Tesco, the man put together a funeral for poor William, complete with a grave marker and a Tesco-branded sympathy card.

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