The Reel Life: Honey factory edition
3 May 2017
But it's possible that the mystery of the missing bees has been solved: They appear to have all moved into one poor sap's house in Florida (where all the weird stuff happens). All of them.
An unidentified homeowner in Memphis had to have 100,000 bees removed from inside the walls of their house, where the insects had industriously begun honey production.
As cool as it would be to have a house that produces its own honey without us having to get up and go to the store, we would prefer the science fiction version where a household appliance 3-D prints the stuff for us, not the version where the walls of our house are full of a hundred thousand bees.
Bee exterminators recommend that if bees get into the walls of your house, you should call a bee exterminator to take care of it for you, but obviously they would say that, wouldn't they. Greedy bee exterminators. Clearly, the sensible course of action is to set your house on fire and move to a different continent.
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