The Reel Life: Hamburger turf fight edition

According to Fox 5 NY, a man named Ronald McDonald was shot outside a Sonic fast food restaurant last week, possibly for brand disloyalty.

McDonald sustained non-life-threatening injuries during an exchange of gunfire after he got into an argument with another man outside the restaurant. The shooter has not been identified, so for the time being we can only assume it was the Burger King.

Five guys witnessed the attack and called the police, but the assailant was in-n-out of the crime scene faster than a Jack in the box, and is now believed to be hiding from the law in a white castle.

OK, so we made that last part up.

Aaaaand now we're hungry. Do you think it's safe for us to run out and get a burger?

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