The Reel Life: Gratuitous sesquipedalia edition

The tourism board of Uttar Pradesh found itself a target of Internet mockery when it posted a tweet that appeared to have been run through a thesaurus.

The tweet extolled the "unbeaten sagacious astuteness" of the ancient city of Varanasi, calling it "a figurine of rectitude for the people."

Naturally, denizens of the Internet had a field day, and the tourism board quickly deleted the tweet.

Now, the Reel Life doesn't want to be too hard on the Uttar Pradesh tourism board, here. English is full of fun words, and there's no point in having words if nobody uses them, which is why we said "denizens" earlier instead of "some folks on Twitter."

But there is a line, and "Seizure the quietude engraved in the transcendent aura" crosses it.

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