The Reel Life: Getaway driver edition
21 Mar 2017
The police pulled the kid over for driving recklessly after he went speeding down Interstate 10. That's when they discovered the beer and weed, as well as determining that the 16-year-old had a fake ID card that claimed he was 24.
The teenager was then taken to jail, thus interrupting his spring break plans.
Personally, our favorite genre of dumb criminal stories is "person attracts attention of law enforcement by acting conspicuously guilty, when they would have probably gotten away with it otherwise." It's like the opposite of that silly trope that's always used in the movies where heroes wander into top-secret government science labs and stuff by holding a clipboard and acting really confident.
So, pro tip for underage drinkers: Don't go tearing down the road like you're driving a getaway car if the police aren't even chasing you yet.
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Until it was overthrown by the Spanish, the Aztec Empire once brought peace and prosperity to most of Central America. Now the new Aztec-themed Secret Symbol slot game from Realtime Gaming, which arrives tomorrow at Slotastic, will be paying winners all over the world.
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Until the end of the month, Slotastic players can take 50 free spins on the new game. Deposits (up to $444) will be doubled.
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Secret Symbol casino bonuses are valid until 31 March 2017 only.
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Secret Symbol will be available in Slotastic's mobile casino, which has just had an interface upgrade. Controls have been simplified, and new swipe and tap gestures make for smoother gameplay. Many games are now displayed in either landscape or portrait mode so they look great no matter which way phones and tablets are held.