The Reel Life: Delayed reaction edition

Shooting yourself with a gun would hurt pretty badly, right? The Reel Life has never done this, but we can't imagine we wouldn't notice such a thing.

But in Florida (of course), a 37-year-old man went two days without realizing that he had shot himself. Michael Blevins only realized it when, two days following the incident, he changed his shirt and realized he had a bloodstain from his gunshot wound.

OK, let's not even talk about why this guy waited two days to take off his shirt. God only knows how long he was wearing that thing before he shot himself, anyway. The real story is how this man SHOT HIMSELF AND DID NOT REALIZE IT.

Blevins told police the incident happened when he fell due to an old back injury and struck his head on a table, accidentally firing the weapon. Between the pain medication he takes for his back injury and the head trauma, he never realized the gunshot wound.

This guy is either the toughest man alive, or the dumbest. Probably a little of both.

Let this be a lesson to all of you out there: Don't drink and drive, and don't Florida Man and gun.

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