Nine.com Sees Record Activity

SAN JOSE, Costa Rica – (PRESS RELEASE) -- Nine.com, an eight-year-old offshore entertainment gaming company, announced today that it saw record activity at its gaming website Nine.com this past Sunday.

"While we were excited about the Pro Bowl taking place last Sunday and expected increased activity over last year on par for our typical growth patterns, what astounded us was the record-setting activity we saw emanating from New York City and the New England areas in our casino and poker rooms before, during and after the game. We understood that these areas were being hit by one of the worst snowstorms of all time, which we now believe was a possible source for the record gaming activity just like last December's ice storm, which hit New York and gave us record-setting numbers then, too," says Robert Evans, a Nine.com executive.

"It is obvious that when it snows in New York, New Jersey and New England, and especially Providence and Boston, the snowbound people are looking to entertain themselves with something exciting to do while stuck indoors, other than watching more reruns of Law & Order, which I personally love doing. "Evans adds, "We offer the ultimate thrill of bringing Las Vegas action to the living room, and our clients can attest to our thriving poker room as both a means of fun and profit. Unfortunately, we can't bring the Las Vegas sunshine to these people, but apparently they don't mind," Evans concludes. "I may even do a few more snow dances before the winter ends to keep breaking records. Our shareholders will certainly appreciate it," says Evans jokingly.