Betmaker Bets Model Going to Jail

NEW YORK – (PRESS RELEASE) -- Betmaker, one of the most trusted online sports books and a veteran in the gambling industry, recognizing that even ultra-thin, rock-star loving super models have bad days, today posted odds on the probability of Kate Moss being arrested.

Scotland Yard confirmed yesterday that they would interview poor Kate following the publication of photos that appeared to show her snorting cocaine in England's Daily Mirror.

"Early odds show that people think Moss is not only losing work, she may also be losing her freedom. She is walking a fine line and may land herself in the clink," said Betmaker's Tim Williams. "Betmaker receives tremendous response to bets on the world's rich and famous. We expect a lot of fashionistas to wager tomorrow."

Ever optimistic, Betmaker has also posted 19/20 odds on Kate not being arrested.

According to recent reports by the Associated Press, the unfortunate Kate has already lost two jobs since acknowledging the report of her recent indiscretion. Chanel will no longer feature her in ads after her contract expires. Clothing retailer Hennes & Mauritz (H&M) has recently decided to cancel plans to use Moss in an upcoming ad campaign.