Rebecca's Recommendations - March 2, 2007
I cannot thank Absolute Poker and Ultimate Bet enough for this unbelievable trip. There were about 15 affiliates (plus guests) and two Absolute Poker players in attendance. Of course, the group decided to tear it up on the first night which resulted in some very elaborate moves on the dance floor (see below), purses in mouths, sleeping on the floor, collapsing in the lobby at 4am, and missing the boat for a private island excursion the next morning (all guilty individuals will remain nameless). The private island excursion was the experience of a lifetime- these people actually live on a remote island in the Bahamas and entertain their guests by playing with wild boars, sharks and stingrays of unusual size while providing us with a lunch of fresh fish and of course, an open bar. Another highlight of the trip was the very generous and very fun $50,000 Absolute Poker and Ultimate Bet Free Roll which took place in the Atantis casino. Let me start with telling you that I suck at poker. Oh yes. Also, I made the fatal mistake of informing every single player in the tournament that I suck at poker on the first day of the trip. Nice one. Since the cat had already been let out of the bag, my goal was to entertain the players at my table by making fun of myself and my ridiculous poker related decisions. I might have been the first one out, but hey, I still took home $1,000 and I made people laugh. What else do I need in life?
Ok, one more thing before I sign off for the day. I'm sure many of you are wondering if I took advantage of staying alone in a beautiful villa right in the middle of the Atlantis pools and beach. The answer is no. I did not get lucky. Why not? Well, a few reasons. 1)Too many families. Period. 2)The Atlantis nightclub was full of unacceptable men (other than the men in our group, of course). For example, I was hit on by a teenager from Miami who claimed he was 31, divorced, and that he owned a place in the Atantis resort. Yea. Right. 3)The men on our trip brought their wives. I mean seriously. WHAT WERE THEY THINKING? Ha ha ha. Just kidding.


